The Importance of Perms

As a little kid, I liked going to church when they did baptisms. My dad was a pastor at this church that I was at growing up. He would do the first part of the sermons and then fade off because he didn't know the material. When my younger siblings were old enough, we would play tic-tac-toe. But eventually they figured out that if they played their cards right, it should be a tie every time. So I quit winning and that got boring. Eventually I figured out that nobody could ever get mad at me during a sermon.