The Mistake of Leaving a Baby at Home

The couple were going to see Hamlet with David Tennant and Patrick Stewart. But they couldn't get the normal babies they've gone to see. So during the intermission they call... And there's no one they can have left the baby with. All of their family is on holiday. They're all on holiday. The mother was a bit surprised because she she says to her husband I didn't think that we had a turkey in the refrigerator. Of course. Well maybe they had one in the freezer. That's weird isn't it?