And here’s the AI-generated ode to microfiber cloths:
Oh humble microfiber, soft and true,
A silent savior in all that you do.
With threads so fine, a wondrous weave,
You banish dust and dirt, make surfaces breathe.
No stain too stubborn, no smudge too sly,
Your magic touch makes grime comply.
From glass to wood, from screen to steel,
You polish and shine with effortless zeal.
A guardian of gadgets, protector of screens,
In your fibers lies the cleanest of dreams.
No harsh chemicals, no wasteful spree,
Eco-friendly warrior, you set us free.
Oh microfiber cloth, so light yet strong,
In your service, we find where we belong.
For every streak erased, every speck undone,
You are the unsung hero of everyone.
So here’s to you, oh fabric divine,
A marvel of science and design.
May your threads endure and ever thrive,
For in your care, our homes come alive.