The Most Fascinating Things I've Ever Heard

"When you really fuck up, you're actually calm. I saw a guy trying to take a hook out of this little shark's mouth and it bit his pinky finger off," he says. "I was just talking to a buddy of mine at dinner the other night ... Those guys that do the fucking trick shooting and they spin the gun around are that old cowboy." He adds: "My ear's ringing. It's feels like it's underwater... And I got a frog in my throat, but you know what?"