I enjoy weddings. I've had good times at weddings. A long island wedding is an 80 thousand dollar where you take a handful of money and light it on fire in front of a roomful of people. You go to a garish, disgusting, long island catering hall that has some stupid name like chateau briand. And then you go to a place like jericho, terrac or they shot a scene from the soprano with leonards of greatnac. But your wife wants to feel like a princess for nine hours before she goes back and does medical billing for nine years and fat. She's lost six pounds cause she doesn't know what kito is
Live from the deck of the Safari Inn in Burbank, CA. Tim proposes comedy journalists should let him ghost write articles for them, and talks his high school Halloween shenanigans, getting stopped around LA trying to shoot the Epstein temple video, and what the perfect Long Island wedding would be.
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