The Long Island Wedding Is a Waste of Money

I enjoy weddings. I've had good times at weddings. A long island wedding is an 80 thousand dollar where you take a handful of money and light it on fire in front of a roomful of people. You go to a garish, disgusting, long island catering hall that has some stupid name like chateau briand. And then you go to a place like jericho, terrac or they shot a scene from the soprano with leonards of greatnac. But your wife wants to feel like a princess for nine hours before she goes back and does medical billing for nine years and fat. She's lost six pounds cause she doesn't know what kito is