I'm a Dude, I Think We Should Talk About What Happened Yesterday

"I was planning on saying all that to him, all poetic and free thinking and progressive," says the writer. "But I most certainly wasn't ready for his reaction when I tried to talk to him about it." Things slowly got back to normal after he ordered take-up for both of us and covered my half when I broke. But mono-syllabic East Coast hockey bros could be gay? Dude, my mind was blown. Then I dunno, it kind of made me a little sad. You gotta own yourself, you know, embrace what you are,. A person will never be really happy otherwise.