How to Eat Broccoli Raw and Do a Podcast

Broccoli is like part of a comedy team. There's no way this thing could go in stage by itself and hold the crop. You will chew broccoli for like four fucking hours. This isn't even food. Look at the top of broccoli. Ah, oh my God. I don't know if I ate an ironing board, but I think this is what it would taste like. Jesus Christ. Anyways, why did he do this? I still have two cheeks full of this shit. Broccoli, two thumbs down. And tobacco, it's broccoli. Like I didn't want comedy to have to be part of a team. Holy shit. There's nothing to it,