Personalized License Plates

i'm particularly fond of personalized license plates and recently tried to get one for myself for the first time uh despite the talk of first amendment rights there are some rules in my state about what you can and can't have. i applied for a plate that spelled out farten f-a-r-t-n however the state of utah disagreed no surprise there and thought it was too vulgar because i was denied. Now that my first choice has been denied i need some ideas so uh help me out this is matte so i thought on the fly maybe we could think of something that's just the right amount of vulgar how about b-a-l-z-o-u-