Are Bats Gay?

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Bats do have sexual intercourse with their penuses and vaginas. Bat dicks sometimes have carotonized spines on them that may serve like a barbecue brush, just to get out other bats sperm. Researchers tasked with quantifying bat sex say up to 35 cent of the sleepy sex is just man on man, bad action. Can we talk about lady bats? Sure can. Their bat boobs are sometimes located in their armpits, so that their one to two babies can just latch on, bite a nip and go, zoomin through the sky.

PART 2: The stunning conclusion of a 3-hour gab session about frickin' bats with America's favorite chiropterologist, Dr. Merlin Tuttle. Learn about bat conversations, their close friendships, surprising dongs, where they keep their nipples, how to go bat spotting after the sun sets, more myths and misconceptions about bat danger, perhaps the grossest thing Merlin has ever put in his mouth, how to hang up a bat house for maximum bat party funtimes, the latest on white nose syndrome and how it feels to get slapped by a bat. Once again: Indiana Jones can get bent because Dr. Merlin Tuttle is the hero this nation needs.

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