Don't Splash Us. You're in the Pool

When he was a kid, Satic used to go on holiday with his mom and dad. He recalls how they would take him around the old town of Rhodes as part of their itinerary. The pair were dragged along this massive walk until they stopped at a bar that had a pool - but no one else did. They sat in it for miles while other people swam near them. But now there's only two or three people in the pool... So I've never got to do that again. You're 95% soaked, submerged. Don't splash us. We can't promise that. Other users of the pool, we can't guarantee that. What do you mean don't splash