The Three Ex-Wives Before I Found the Doctorhood

When he was young and wild, Dr. Dean would just marry anything that said I love you. His first wife turned out to be a cheerleader for the Indianapolis Colts. The second wife was actually a hooters waitress. And even with Dr. Dean's fingers still in my mouth, I was certain I would hear about wife number three. Now this was a true love affair, just a regular old gal.