Turtle Anatomy - Turtle Makes Love to a Crock Shoe

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A utu video entitled a turtle makes love to a crock shoe. Turtle sex with a shoe, and another involving a brief but impassioned romance with a roller blade. Think of an artichoe hart, but long stemmed and stripped of all the leaves, but alive and throbbing. Their dicks are massive. They can be up to half the size of lake there shelloh, my god, booge. What? Y it's all stored inside. It looks like a flower. That's what i thought. Iata pancake. Yes, it's odd. And im not sure why they mead that. Of course, i look this up, and yes

We're bringing back one shell of an episode with today's encore. What's a tortoise? What's a turtle? Why do they live so dang long? What's up with their junk? Wildlife biologist and testudinologist Amanda Hipps studies gopher tortoises and dishes about turtle nomenclature, cliques, dicks, behavior, burrows, evolution, habitats and more. If you don't dig tortoises yet, you're about to fall deep into a turtle tunnel in love with them.

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Sound editing by Steven Ray Morris & Jarrett Sleeper

Transcripts by Emily White of The Wordary

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