365: Some Guy Died in This House
Dear Hank & John
Rubbing Your Feet Together Like a Little Cricket Is Associated With a 100% Death Rate
Doctors have released a new study that says people who rub their feet together under the blanket like a little cricket are actually have stiff arteries. I, there's never been a person who's done it who didn't eventually die. It is associated with a 100% death rate. Hank believes that we live in the best of all possible worlds where everything that we want to do at any moment is the right thing. He wouldn't be at all surprised if he rubbed his feet together as a way of trying to self-destruct.
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