I am doing 14% better than I was at the start of the day. That's fantastic. Those ads keep moving. It was 13% when I told you about an hour, maybe an hour and a half ago. Yeah. That's insane. Anything can change, but we'll get to the Gallup trends in the past.

There's a lot to be excited about.

Yeah, absolutely. And look, like you said, anything can happen, but those trends, the way things are moving right now, the way that her bump has gone away, the way more people hear, it's

great. So I'm doing well. are you well here's the downside the cheat we've we've passed the lie lie lie portion make it so big though we're at cheat we are at cheat right now the doj saying no no you cannot and this is the tip of the iceberg you cannot purge the voter rolls of of non-citizens self-identified non-citizens which is a miracle by the way told you they're not citizens yes you cannot so now we're at the cheat that's what's going to be taking place now. We are at the cheat so that's why we are doing the election live stream of the century. Tune in with anything can happen on election night. They are desperate. It could go either way. They may say hands off. This is not the one. Let's plan for the next eight years or they may try and overcome the gap that is widening and when you hear this you know him. You love October 26th, Bricktown Comedy Club, Oklahoma City. Josh Feierstein, how are you? I'm good. I'm good. Glad to see that 14 point spread. That's like a football score.

Yes. That's like if that's fourth quarter football game, two scores, dude, you're winning. Yeah, Trump's up by two touchdowns. That's great. That's when you start doing fumble rooskies, you start deflating footballs, you get the refs involved,

you start cheating. Beforehand, it was a soccer score where it was 0-0 with 19 hours left to play. Yes.

And then maybe more after. Who knows? It's up

to the ref. But lots of chanting and drinking in the stands to be fun. Yeah. Well, there's always a riot. A couple of fights. Or as they refer to January 6th, September 11th, the sequel. Yeah. Or 9-11 harder. The worst day in American history. Yes. Ignore Pearl Harbor behind the curtain. Hey, speaking of curtain and desperate, I don't know if you know this. A lot of people don't like this next person. And by a lot of people, I mean almost everybody. But Anne Hathaway did give a full-throated endorsement of Kamala Harris at her show, I guess, in Broadway. I mean, I can't think of a show less appealing than one titled Anne Hathaway, an ensemble. Actually, I don't. You do have to do squats. By that you mean me. You. No, wait, me. Here it comes. Have your toe trigger ready on your shotgun.

Phone that one in. All right. I

just want to say hi, I'm Amanda. Oh, she's still going. Thank you.

And actually,

my son Jonathan is here tonight. How do you tell me? That kid's rounding himself. I'll say, please, you didn't know, I am voting for Kamala. Oh. What? Shocking. What? Thank you, sir. You're voting for Kamala. Oh, you're voting Kamala. For a moment, I was worried. Name that movie line. Just the self-importance. Look, look. Nobody likes you. Nobody cares. I understand that you didn't want to go for that high note, so you should also be ashamed of yourself and the ensemble. But this is the ensemble. I mean, at least they don't have their names up in the lights. They're like, hey, just keep it. Keep it ensemble. I don't want this to get out. Yes, exactly. Keep it off my resume. Hey, sweetie, for anniversary, tickets to Anne Hathaway and ensemble. Dude, you know, was this like yesterday or Sunday?

Sunday. Okay. Dude, you know there's at least one guy there who wanted to watch football. Yes. And it's been that instead. There's one guy who took the train from Philly. He's like, I'm

missing the Eagles. Yeah. He wanted to watch Steelers Raiders. Instead, he's watching, I guess, the best dress up. Yes. Well, there were a lot of Philadelphia people there. It always happens in New York. Did you hear when she said, I'm voting Kamali here? Show us your tits. You're like, well, wait a minute. I guess that's the, this is the lady, by the way, this is Hollywood who they tell you, there's more that unites us than divides us. Let's come together. This is the woman who turned away at Barack Obama's inauguration because Rick Warren was speaking. She was so offended at the idea of a Christian pastor speaking that she made sure everyone saw and no one cared. I'm turning my back because Rick Warren is a pastor. Shut up. No one likes you. You ruin everything you touch. You haven't done anything good since Princess Bride, and even that was passable. Arguable. It's sad because you have Taylor Swift who comes out and still doesn't have the impact that she thought she would. And then you have Anne Hathaway who's like, hold my sex on the beach. Yes. There's so much of long-backed

women. It's just worse. She does

have a very long back. Yeah, it's a black way of saying she has no ass. Yes. Oh. I know, but I was doing the white guy response. Yes, she does have a long, almost giraffe look. Yes, very elegant and tall. Oh, you were speaking of her lack of birthing hips. Oh, it looks like she fixed that scoliosis. Yes. Well, brace, you know,

bracelets. And ass away. Ass away?

That's what happens. Her ass just... Away.

Half British, half McConaughey? British McConaughey? Hello?

And she's not here. Is it childish? Sure. Yes. It's okay. And you can take part, by the way, and join the mug club army, which, you know, obviously, if you're not a member of mug club, that's fine. We ask you to go mugless because it's a multimillion dollar undertaking going into the election. But you can also do some things for free. For example, if you are in New York City right now, you can just go take a picture with our new Times Square billboard. Yeah. Oh, I didn't realize if I kept going. Did you stop it early? Keep playing. Take care of where you left off. This is a horrible plug. And send me your pictures. You can send them to me on Instagram or on the X and hashtag election livestream of the century. That's great. The Rumble on Rumble. That's great. Yes, the Rumble on Rumble, baby. You decided not to go with my idea of you eating pizza with a fork and knife. Yes. And saying, how about

this, New York?

Yeah, unfortunately, the one you suggested was deep dish. Well, I mean, it makes more sense. Yeah. At least it's Detroit style, which sucks.