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Season 4, Ep 79 - 1989: Hospital (w/ Jordan Klepper)

Hello From The Magic Tavern

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The Consequences of Drinking Your Blood

If you eat my blood, you turn into a verse bird vampire. But if I drink your blood, I myself get it elongated genitalia? That's right. Transfusion. If you transfusion... What's your verse about it? You grow a horse face and have a big horse dig. Okay, so pork, what will it be? I guess I'll take the horsecock. Brave, brave. The other choice is I could give you one of these rings. Yeah, maybe that's just easier. This one does care out. Oh, yeah, I would love that ring. Would you like to do that? I would absolutely love that ring,. That would

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