How to Make a Cow Elk Tenderloin

i was excited to have a cow tack, because it was the first time i was going to shoot an elk that wasn't like theter in the rut. So i freak and like pull this thing out of my freezer, and i saw it said, elk tenderloin. And then when i go to cook it, and i like grab the top of the bag, in it like unroll itself,. Like you your only job was to label the bag, which i did. And there's like dick on every one of my freakin elk every one of his elk bags has a different kind of penis drawn on it. That's correct.