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Rude Tales of Magic

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The Milk of the Cows

I watched the cows do it. Have you ever talked to a cow? See, they're not a genius. Can we try some? Some what? Bello. He pulls his nipple out. There's plenty of milk or milk for both of you. The good lard sulfate to give me two. How hairy is that nipple? Excuse me? How hairy is it? More than you want. All right, on the count of three, one, two, three. Oh, my God. There's a good lad. That's code. And it seems like you had maybe kind of a downer of a morning. Yeah, because I got like sort of a sour

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