What Instrument Would Make the Best Malay Weapon?

"We have a raging debate going on here between two instruments in particular. And i would like to submit them for discussion and see which instrument you would prefer to use as a malay weapon." "Saxophone is like one of those double bladed, spinny scythe pantasy weapons like you see in mediaeval elvin warfare," he says. 'The thing about a saxophone is the open mouthed part at the bottom, like, you've got that e disk of an edge to it, right? And so just imagine that against a skull'