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"fitskjhcworkdathogn"- President Joe Biden

Seeking Derangements

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Dogs Also Have Peanut Butter

The solution is you just make peanut butter a controlled substance. What you do here is you don't prosecute bestiality, and dogs won't be abused. We've probably all had a dog stick its face in our crotch. It's disgusting. I'm just saying, dogs also have peanut butter. Those two things in one that dog, as that dog is actually the only reason that's bad to do to a dog is that that dog is probably nover depressed,. because nothing that good will ever happen to it.

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