The Sandstorm in Edgertown

Several stalled cars in northbound lanes of Route 800 near exit 66. Police are on the scene dealing with fistfights in the middle of the road. I can't imagine why in a beautiful town anyone would want to fight his neighbor. Hopefully that gets cleared up soon with a song and a hug. The sandstorm came to town more quickly than expected Lawrence Levine out in the Edgertown development called in to say he took a scoop of sand into a soft right hand and it was as if he had two right hands. He then held the sand with both soft palms and felt four hands like one of those foreign gods or radioactive four-armed deer.