
Distractible: The Musical
Distractible
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Is There a Leopard Missing in the Dallas Zoo?
The Dallas Zoo is having a bunch of animals like getting out and doing weird stuff. Apparently it was this dude who was trying to steal some monkeys. That's bizarre. I mean, why is it like some activist thing? Because that's usually what I hear about when like animals are like released from a zoo or something. Nah, it's like the opposite of that. This guy who is... It's the opposite of what you think. He wasn't me. I tried to save them. I stink because they spooped in their hands."
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