We're Longing for Cold Sideways Rain

After three days of tarty degree temperatures, we are just begging for some sideways rain. We thrive in the certainty of cold, sideways rain, because you can trust it. Cold sideways rain is to ireland what a lovely, dry, sustained hot day is to the spanish or to people in turkey. When there's freezing cold sideways rain, it just feels like an unwelcome guest. It feels like a guest who was lords of fun at two o'clock in the day. But then as everyone else starts the kind of whine down, they are still maintaining the same energy. Now it's 12 at night, and they're downstairs really loudly trying to get a game of trivial pursuit going