Matteo Lane!
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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I'm Not Going to Make Gold. I'll Make Platinum. I Won't Make Gold!
I was on six planes last week. It is worth my investment to be comfortable before I go perform for thousands of people. Will you bring food on to the plane? Never. That is the worst thing. Mind fuck if I'm not going to get a thing to have to check my bag at the gate. You're just on there chilling with a cup of coffee. And I'm TSA pre-check and I'm clear. So I melt through the airport. Crazy. C'est vergoños. Dis gracias. Mm-hmm, good stuff. Good stuff. Dégàn: "It's part of your job. You're part of
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