Captain! We Made It!

All of our friends are gone, so it's down to you and me now. Lead us through this unholy fire maze! Barry? Take us through that jungle of thorns. I will grab the stone and run. Yuck! See, nothing happened. The captain, he turned to stone and all my crew, my friends, all gone. Oh, look at me, crying. Guess I'm still a BP. Pirates are supposed to be mean and hard, like a stone,. which is what the captain just turned to and all my friends. Well, maybe friends is stretching it.