I've Got a New Job and I'm Keeping All the Cable a Swords

"It's been an excellent transition so far the pay is better it's a 20 minute commute and my favorite restaurant is down the street," he says. "My new boss is a really nice fun guy who I mostly get along with except it came up in conversation that I had been mugged and he thought that was the funniest thing in the world." He adds: "I think the good solution for this is next time he tries it throw him away"