Don't Enjoy the Ocean, You're Going to Come at Me With Your Dubious Stats

"I'm a spineless cave man that wouldn't have made it back in the day," he says. "If you're into swimming in dirty water, i don't understand what the problem is." His daughter wanted to go on the ocean, so he put floatings on her and went out there. He also likes those faking kayaks: "That looks better to me be above the water".