A Team Trip to the South of France

A few nights into the tour, myself and some of the players had been out drinking. We returned to our campsite in a rather merry state. It then came to light that one of our teammates was inside the tent with a couple of girls. Crikey. The girls inside had took a shine to our group and had set themselves a challenge to be fingered by as many players as possible during their stay. Do you know what girl I grew up with? We used to get a gourd Borga Hondis. Yes, yes. Just honestly. That's who we were talking about on this podcast. Tell you what? How cultured. Ooh, la la la.