Do you think of me as a bit of a crim? Well, a crim is just another word for a criminal. It's kind of like a sort of slang way of saying criminal. In my time means I've done some stealing in my life. These are crimes which you commit on a kind of instinctive basis. And we don't condone it. If you enter this text competition, we might pass your details under the compass. We certainly don't want to hear about any kind of stealing from people's houses or anything like that.