Vlad the Impaler

Radu is known as the handsome, the fair and the beautiful. So he got Vlad the Impaler. Bad enough that younger brother has, has got your job. Can you imagine this? In 1475, his handsome prick of a brother actually dies. Radu, uh, shuffles off this mortal coil. And Vlad is able to whip up some support for the old Johnny Farnham comeback.