The Rise and Fall of Dick-Flicking

We soon discovered we were playing for Puns, a successful flick equaling one pound. It wasn't long before we had agreed that if you could power flick abroad hard enough to make them slap their knees together in recoil pain or surprise, that was considered a three-point now. The rule book is a genuine document that runs at about four pages because this blight of a game has consumed our lives even to this day. We are grown mature family men that live all across the country now, and so the game does not affect our everyday lives. However, when meeting up every year we still cannot stand within three feet of each other without agreeing a ceasefire If anyone gets too close as we fl