The COVID Test

I was always a bit like God, I've never had COVID. Isn't that a bit crazy? And then the other part of me was like, I just never want to thank you very much. But anyway, so I took this test and the light, the liquids going up the test and before it even gets to the control line, once it gets to the test result line, we've got two lines. I was like, fuck, I've actually got COVID. It's Christmas and about five days time. And I put it in my family group,  like, guys, I've got, I'veGot, I've Got The cove. I've got