The Subjective Immigrant Crisis

John is an immigrant at the moment, so I'm extra qualified to tell you what it's like. He has tried as much as he can to adopt to the American way of life. The government in Britain is trying to change the way that we let immigrants in. They're putting a scenario with the Queen in which Her Majesty is in genuine mortal danger wearing a tiara made of sausages or attempting to give herself a knighthood whilst doing a wheelie on the royal quadbike. Genuinely lethal scenarios for a woman, very much the wrong side of Haiti. Now, if the perspective of a sardigrant tries to help the five foot four inch monarch in that situation