I'd Strike, but Like Anybody Could Do That Piece of It?

Without any illicit substances, he was on the very short list of the best players of all time. I don't know that he could hit nine in a single season. But yeah, if you gave him a couple seasons, I think he probably could. He would be very bad. It's hard to have a completely ethical consumption of major league baseball given the people who own major league baseball games and just the way that the whole sport works.