Emergency Press Conference

Mayor Dana Cardinal has sent her official Night Vale director of emergency press conferences to issue an emergency press conference. Unfortunately, the press conference gazebo is currently on fire due to routine maintenance. So this press conference will be held right here in our studio. Hold any laughter for the end of the presentation, please? Citizens, there is a murderer among us striking at us from the shadows. Yeah, so what? This morning, my wrist was sore. I would like to start this emergency press conference with a joke. Okay, so what did the dog say to the bartender? Death is just a tone of soil, but then my friend saw his life. Ha ha ha ha haha