What Would Jesus Think About This Case?

The Stella Artois case has become a meme. Jay Leno made so many jokes about it that Stella's lawyer contacted him and was like, "Let me tell you what actually happened" There's also last example of this. There's a Toby Keith song. He says, plasma getting bigger. Jesus getting smaller. Spill a cup of coffee. Make a million dollars. Exactly. What would Jesus think about this case, Toby? I guess in a way, I find it reassuring that Americans have always been horrible and mean and ignorant because I've been really upset by how much of that I'm seeing lately.