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64 - WE MUST GIVE PRAISE

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All Hail the Mighty Glow Cloud

The school board has rejected the p t a's request for more transparency in long term strategic planning. The president of the school bor and enormous glowing cloud cited school district code 25 point three b dash two, which states, all hail, all hail the mighty glow cloud,. You are weak you are nothing, you must bow down and give praise to the glow cloud. Animals began falling from the sky with heavy thumps and splats and splashes. I've heard from my friend diane crayton that she huddled underneath the lee marvin statue because it was blocking black bears and nurse sharks and ostriches fell so violently to earth.

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