The Second Coming of Satan

"I feel like Bannon could make it. If he needs somebody to run his campaign I mean I think we just gave them the strategy." "What do you give a kid who has everything? A golden gun," says LZ Granderson of Nikolai Lukashenko, son of former dictator Alexander Lukashenko. The 13-year-old still carries around a working gold plated handgun that was given to him by Russia's president Dimitri Medvedev when he was seven. He apparently still wears it because when he met Chavez again in 2012 he reached his hands up to high five him and his suit coat slid back to reveal a giant stupid golden handgun.