The Pussyhat Joke of the Week

Trump called in to pastors for Trump tonight for a national prayer on the eve of his possible indictment. He suddenly had technical difficulties with this phone. I think it might have gone a little something like this: What's the one with the slutty witch? The one with that weird cocaine girl in the 70s. She was hot at the time, but later very unfair to me. Sick and corrupt, nearly died from drugs like a dog. Yeah, that's the prayer. A solid seven mini shawls people were saying. And this is why he's going to get the nomination because he is more fun.