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Hallie Keefer's Birthday
A volunteer officer with the LAPD fell to the ground and was stung by bees over a dozen times. Two people were arrested in South Carolina on Mother's Day after one of them dropped 1,500 grams of cocaine out of a fake pregnancy belly. A Colorado driver who was pulled over for speeding tried to switch seats with his dog to avoid being arrested for drunk driving. Now it is head writer Hallie Keefer's birthday. In honor of your birthday we have three jokes on cards for you to read.
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