The Great Caesar's Ghost

I didn't even know Spider-Man was a reporter. I thought it was Clark Kane. So what he does is he sets up his camera, suspending on web, and text photos of himself. Why are they always reporter Clark Kent? It just gives them an excuse to go to the scene of a crime. He works at what? The Daily Planet? Is that, that's super man, yeah. What's his boss called? And he's a periwatt. Well, she was. We were all a bit taken aback. Especially those Panama hats, noosas. But then, they like it. And I had a further idea. Spine a man at the opera