The Democracies Are Reengineering Common Words

i used to be worried about a recession, but they tell us that the definition of a recession has now miraculously changed from what they specifically told us in two thousand eight. So they saved us from recession by re defining the word a. But i'm still worried about inflation, aren't you? At least we dodged the recession by redefining the word. But what about inflation? Well, don't worry. Democrats have rou covered yes. They've decided to er change the definition of inflation so that one's going away. Ah. Pretty impressive. You've got ilan musk, who's assembled so many assets doing other things that if he wanted, he could put em together and