Episode 508: The Incident at Devil's Den - The Monkey Men
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You Can't Come Through a Flaccid Penis?
The aliens drew blood from Terry and Toby's body, used a machine that was put over their genitals to suck the sperm from their bodies painfully and humiliatingly. They're just good because you're coming through a flaccid penis, which can't be fun. These are aliens, dispassionately trying to learn about our anatomy through experimentation, just as we do with lower life forms here on planet Earth.
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