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Welcome to Night Vale

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Nightvale, Listeners, There's No End to Chaos

The locks on the library cages were broken this morning, and all of the librarians have escaped. Director hempstead does not know how the locks were broken, but he assures the people of nightvale that heads will roll. He only means that he plans to dock the pay of his library staff for violating their employee handbook. "They are the fiercest, most unrelenting creatures on earth, and if hey are free, we certainly are not"

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