The Worst Rock and Roll Story Ever

Freddy mercury used to have parties. And obviously he was a wild child and had parties. And he used to invite small people or dwarfs to the parties and put bowls on their heads full of cocane so that they could be easily really consumed. I i got a good, first hand account from some o we know. One member of black sabbath was on the way to the airport once, and stopped the driver and said, god, turn around. He'd forgotten something. And got driven back, ran upstairs, brought the t v down and threw it in the sewing fool of the hotel. Then got back in the cab and said, ok, thank god rigt