Is That a Cigarette in Your Mind?

I smoked for ages and then gave up for 11 years. For some reason a few months ago had a cigarette in my mind. I was like, I'm just going to be the sort of guy who has one now and again. And then when people come over for dinner parties, I can say at the end. Would anyone have a cigarette? That's so chic. So I put the pack at my house and two days later I'd smoke them all. Standing in the garden in my pejamas. Oh, god. This is not true. Is that a pack clamped between my butt cheeks? Just pulling them out one by one. Let's go, boys. As soon