"I was thinking about myself, though. It just meant you didn't do enough sit-ups," she says of her weight in the 90s. "It's like we all had teachers. It was like one out of ten was good and the rest were a bunch of Sally Lopez's." The bit ended with, be honest, teachers, the choice of a person who didn't know what else to do in their life. 'You tried to be a teacher. Not the same bit ever'