Keir and Hard as Fucking Nails

Ben White: I can't believe Rwanda is a country. The squad was shuffled into the Rwandan pavilion for a photo op, after which I had devilishly handsome centre back Mr White turned to my mate who was leading the tour and said he couldn't believe it was in Nigeria. Abouay must mean mud and Hleb means soil. Do what we did at Leeds and Norwich, well, we absolutely annihilate you then, didn't we? Yeah. In Gaelic, does it translate as Keir and Hard as fucking Nails? Oh, definitely. Undoubtedly. And that's, of course, is the traditional comedy final question - here's to avoiding yellow