Long Island Comedy Club has opened the Comedy Club in the alley of their building. This Comedy Club, which has banned me, is opening, they have. All I said was that the audience was grotesque. Wearing sweatpants. They had started jackets on from the 90s. And what do you want me to do, fuck? You want me to tell them they're hot? "I don't think it's funny," Cooper says about his new show. 'Let's Sarah Cooper have Hollywood. God love her'