Three News Related Limericks

The plane's safest seat is the... Pointless. According to aviation safety experts, your chances of surviving a plane crash are significantly improved if you're sitting in the seats closest to the rear bathroom. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly on two limericks, you're a winner. For ink, I'm a bit of a junkie and my NFT symbol is funky. So I've been tattooed by a monkey.