How Yard's Hand Came Down on Brett's Shoulder

Brett could feel his bowels begin to give way when a smallish hand emerged on yard's shoulder. Oh my God, what a bad writer. This is his black friend, Derek, who defends Ben Shapiro for not saying the inward out loud. Brett is such an obvious stand-in for Ben. And Derek is a stand- in for the friend that the black friend, Ben Shapiro, has never made an wish in the entire life.